Frontpage Story #17

Computer: Compaq Presario 2100
Specs: 8x CD-ROM, Cyrix 133 mHz Processor, 2.1 GB HD
Price: $1999.99

First off, My first impression of Compaq was brutual when I opened the box and there was no RAM in the computer.

Next off, I found out that DirectX 5.0 messed up the sound card on my Compaq Piece-of-Shit. So after 3 months of waiting I got an Email from Compaq saying to download a SoftPaq from there useless website. That worked ok... But afterwards for some gay reason, my computer constantly locked up. I phoned and emailed like crazy and all I could find out was that the Cyrix Chip in my computer that was 2 months old couldn't understand the DirectX 5 command being sent to it. So I figured, Why not just rip out the processor and replace it? That would be easier if it wasn't sauldered to the motherboard.

Way to go Compaq,
You just lost yourself another Customer.
Signed, Angrily

Chris Kelly