Frontpage Story #57

Hello. I am paid to provide tech support for your typical piece of shi.....I mean compaq presario. You would not BELIEVE the stuff our supervisors tell us to tell you guys. Following their advise normally ends up with a demand to talk to the supervisor. <teehee> Ironic, huh? I've noticed that a lot of people like to take their agrressions out on the tech they talk to. I WILL admit. There are some dumb ass techs answering calls. But not all of us are like that. I am one of those techs that ignores call time. I WILL find a way to fix the probl...."issue" Granted, it might end in a dispatch, but it IS necessary at times. After all, we ARE dealing with pieces of shit here. I try my best to get the damn thing functioning, but alas........function is about the best they will do. And not even well. If you get a tech who obviously knows NOTHING about computers, hang up and call back. There are quite a few competent techs on the floor. If you plan on upgrading yo!
ur compaq, don't bother. It will create more problems then it's worth. The systems seem to be built that way. If for some reason you HAVE upgraded without problems, congratulations, GOD himself must have touched your system. I feel like compaq is using me as the bearer of bad news. But I can't TELL you guys that. I can only hint. As a result, guess who the customers like to yell at when they realize they have purchased a piece of shit? But the job isn't sooooo bad. Compaqs do some MESSED up stuff. I see something new everyday (keeps me up to date on troubleshooting). And I try to fix the problems as they come. But sometimes the only resort is a full restore, and at THAT stage, it probably means something in your system needs replacing. I am truly sorry if you bought a compaq. If you have, I'll be chatting with ya soon.

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The Compaq Exorcist

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Author: that tech chick
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