Frontpage Story #57

to all my fellow coworkers at site 76:

hello there everyone, thank you for taking the time out to read this... i'm not here to bitch and complain about how compaq sucks, and sorry guys, no quick fixes or tips here on how to REALLY fuck up someone's computer. but i would like to give some 411 on a certain someone lurking about in site 76...

i won't give you his name (unlike him, i do have a conscience and a heart) but most of you probably know this guy, he's a team lead out there... either that or he just walks around thinking he's the shit (but people say he just talks mad mess). to give you an idea of who i may be talking about, he's white, has a goatee, is always wearing a baseball cap (b/c he's balding and his hairline's going way up) hmm what else, well he just looks like your typical clean cut t-shirt and jeans guy. oh yeah, occasionally, he can be seen smoking outside in the smoking area, but i do believe he's moved on to chewing tobacco. oh, and he thinks he's the fucking pimp! he walks around with his cell hanging out and the word "playa" on the screen of the phone. pretty creative ya?

well i am here to say that he's just a <b>pussy</b> and he was so STUPID to have done a hit and run on someone that works at the same place! i mean, it's kinda hard to run from the girl if she works at the same place, ya? so now he has just made things harder on himself. whenever i walk by, he squirms and pretends he's talking to someone else, or he's busy doing some kinda stupid shit. he also makes sure he's nowhere near my area when he's helping people out... *smile* it's fucking hilarious watching him dodge me...

oh by the way, it wasn't all that great. his dick was hella small and it took him only about 10-15 minutes to do his thing. this gentleman does not come to mind when speaking in terms of longevity.

if any of you ladies are reading this... beware, ok??? he'll try to seduce, flirt, make conversation, blah blah blah... and you might think he's harmless but the truth of the matter is he's dirty and used and abused!!!

as for the guys, if you ever decide you wanna hit and run, please.... DON'T DO IT TO SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEEING AROUND AT WORK!

don't take this as a letter of anguish, b/c it isn't. he's probably talking mess about me and bragging n all that typical macho guy stuff. but the real story is that the list of girls he's fucked still hasn't taught him shit.

thank you very much for your time... everyone have a nice day!

from: a Girl at 76

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Author: a GIRL at 76
Email: shrenrick@hotmail.com