Posted by APU (64.203.129.86) on December 31, 2003 at 03:18:02:
Watch for your Hewlett Fudgepack boiler-room
or money pit in China, India or Pakistan
to be run into the toilet by J.D. Power
and Associates early 2004, as they being
measuring CUSTOMER SATISFACTION as opposed
to measuring how many people live in muddy
shacks on the outskirts of a sewer river
where dead bodies (bless their Hindu souls)
are disposed of like waste, at the same
time as people wash their clothes there, or
how many people are willing to work for 50 cents
per hour to take Compaq-HP calls.