I Just Made A Big Doody On My Patio After An Oil Retention Enema Went Badly!!

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Posted by Vera (216.194.23.11) on August 01, 2003 at 22:16:07:

I need other help tonight. I just made a mess on my patio with an oil retension enema that went badly. Now I have a mess on the cushions of my brand new Wicker patio furniture from Pier One Imports.

Ladies, trust me, no matter how gassy you are feeling during an oil retention enema, do not allow yourself to give into those urges to pass gas! It will be a fart that you regret for a long time to come. Those painful cramps of gas let you know the oil retention enema is working. Bear with them and just know you will feel better shortly! Do not allow yourself to fart during an oil-retention enema.

I've got an expensive and potentially embarassing dry cleaning challenge on my hands at the moment, and I'm thinking about confining myself to the bathroom completely for future mineral oil injections.

Happy Times,
Vera

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: I need other help tonight. I just made a mess on my patio with an oil retension enema that went badly. Now I have a mess on the cushions of my brand new Wicker patio furniture from Pier One Imports. : Ladies, trust me, no matter how gassy you are feeling during an oil retention enema, do not allow yourself to give into those urges to pass gas! It will be a fart that you regret for a long time to come. Those painful cramps of gas let you know the oil retention enema is working. Bear with them and just know you will feel better shortly! Do not allow yourself to fart during an oil-retention enema. : I've got an expensive and potentially embarassing dry cleaning challenge on my hands at the moment, and I'm thinking about confining myself to the bathroom completely for future mineral oil injections. : Happy Times, : Vera

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