Posted by Mr. M. Z. Iqbal (Driver of 601) (65.93.27.74) on August 02, 2003 at 00:49:38:
Recently there has been some interesting activity at the site, involving cab drivers running wires from the door to a cartoon detonation box. Then Ms. Kerpals good friend, Bernie Lomax, got shot with a harpoon gun and was trying to run over the SDM AND HR MGR. with a heavy-duty steam roller used for Trina's lyposuction.
Please direct all inquiries to J. Kerpal of Kerpal Media, at 416-777-2562, attn: iqbal strikes again dept.
signing off!