Posted by Christopher T Garrett (65.171.127.6) on January 01, 2004 at 09:50:13:
In Reply to: I found this on e-bay posted by Christopher T Garrett on January 01, 2004 at 09:48:40:
I am actually writing this AD on one of these computers... they are FAST ... & ...QUIET (unlike my ex wife..dang her!) NOTE: DON'T LET NO COMPUTER SALESMAN GET IN "YOUR PANTS"... a 100 mgz system don't cruise the internet ANY better than a 50 ghz system.. (ie particulary if your using dialup.. particularly if your using "dialup"! )Take my WORD on it! I done upgraded a dozen times in the last decade and if you live in Maypearl Texas you are NEVEr gonna have the Starship Enterprise of web surfing systems. 100 mgz or a MILLION GHZ! Your gonna get OLD before SCOTTY BEAMS 'U' UP! Give the gift of communication to your nieces, nephews, next door neighbors, poor relations, blokes in Iraq etc.. I GOT FAITH IN THE AMERICAN PUBLIC! ....You will help me GET rid of these DANG things!.. If you live close, I'll come and hook the DANG thing up for you!.. ain't nothing to it! (unless you ain't got electricity.. then we might have a problem!) Seriously! They are GREAT computers... I'll guarantee the operation. You get it and it don't WORK? (kinda like my ex?) You give me a call at my machine shop and I'll ship you..... ANOTHER ONE..(if .. it don't work..we might have to look for DIVINE guidance..maybe computers aren't in the cards for you). GOD BLESS AMERICA! (and any poor SOB sitting in a foxhole in Iraq drinking BUSH beer (ie water) ! Hell, you oughta ship him one too! might be able to trade it for a kiss